Would you really like to impress a girl? I am sure you think you impressed her last night in the sack. I got news for you, Romeo. If you really want to impress a woman make her Eggs Benedict in the morning. And if you’re really a badass throw some THC in there. So if you want to bump up your game check out this¬†Hollandaise Sauce Marijuana Edibles Review.

Hollandaise Sauce Marijuana Edibles Review 2There is no better way to start the day than having an Eggs Benedict smothered in Sativa laced Hollandaise Sauce. My mouth is watering right now. It’s 5 PM here but I think I am going to make myself some breakfast. You don’t have to wait until tomorrow morning to enjoy one of the culinary world’s greatest creations.

I had a girlfriend named Freckled Fanny. Her real name was Francine. But she had the cutest little freckles on her nose. Normally I don’t care for freckles but Fanny wore it so well. It was actually what made her go from average looking to really beautiful. So, we started dating. It wasn’t long before we were hot and heavy in the bedroom. She was a wild one.

After about a month and a half, we were saying, “I love you” to each other. One night over a few beers I asked her when and why she loved me. I was under the impression it was due to my prowess in the lovemaking department. It wasn’t. She said it was because of my Hollandaise Sauce. Well, that was good enough for me.

Hollandaise Sauce Marijuana Edibles Review

Hollandaise Sauce Marijuana Edibles Review 3We have the good folks at Ganja Kitchen Revolution to thank for this morning masterpiece. They start with Super Lemon Haze Of course they do. The secret to a great Hollandaise Sauce is lemon. The more lemon the better. The secret to a great medical edible is the marijuana strain that is used in the mix. In this case, Super Lemon Haze is a strong sativa that leaves the user with an incredibly powerful euphoria.

Pick up some Super Lemon Haze cannabutter and you can make your own Hollandaise Sauce at home. However, it is a tricky sauce to get right. It requires some good cooking skills when making a good French sauce. And if it’s her first night sleeping over you are going to want to get it right. Bon appetite!