ceramic-gun-pipe-review-2Hapiness is Warm Gun. We learned that from the Beatles about 100 years ago. Now it has come to pass. This Ceramic Gun Pipe Review is proof. And the best part is, not only do you not have to die, but you also get to get high. So, like my Mom used to say to me when I was a kid, “Why don’t you go put a gun in your mouth?” Well, Ok  Mom, I believe I will. And now I can and do, happily. Thanks to the guys over at Badass Glass, I do put a pistol, barrel side first, in my mouth as often as I get the chance to do so.

I wish my Mom was still alive so I could walk into the living room while she was watching her morning talk show crappola and put a gun in my mouth. I could look right at her and say, “Is this what you want Mama? Well, you got it.” Then pull out my lighter and spark up. The expression on her face would have been priceless if she didn’t drink herself to death and die on the front steps in the snow. She always was the selfish type, No biggie, I got my Gun Pipe.

So, things are getting better. Plus the neigborhood kids are scared shit of me. I am even thinking of bringing it to my parol officer’s house as a joke. Nah, that might be a bad idea. Let’s just stick to this cool pipe and we can discuss my issues another time.

Ceramic Gun Pipe Review

Ceramic Gun Pipe ReviewWhat to say? Well, it looks pretty much like a real gun. It’s height is about 9 inches and it’s made in the USA. It is handcrafted, has a carbhole and comes with extra screens. It smokes like pretty much any low end head shop pipe. The hit is hot obviously as the barrel is short and straight. You can pick one up Badassglass.com for about $50 bucks.

Ceramic Gun Pipe Review – The Truth

This is a piece of crap. I wouldn’t reccommend it to anyone but a gansta wannbe or some street hoodlum who wantes to rob a Liquor Store. But they would get caught because the base is connected to the pipe. It is 100% a gimmick, in my opinion.

I guess if I were 15 years old and a hip hop white guy that wished he was cool and black, I might recommend the Gun Pipe. But even then I might slap that dumb bitch upside the head and tell him to grow up. So, unless you are just looking for a joke gag gift or need a prop for your bad video, look for something real. I smoke weed. And I don’t like wasting my money on gags. Sorry Badass Glass, not so Badass.